Compliance
- SOC 2 Type ∞We self-assessed against all Trust Services Criteria on a continuous basis. "Continuous" is the ∞.
- PIPEDA-adjacentOur practices are adjacent to those of organizations that are PIPEDA compliant. We share a wall.
- ISO 9001-ishOur quality management system is inspired by ISO 9001 and by a poster of it.
- Carbon Neutral (Scope 4)We neutralize emissions in Scope 4, a scope we defined for this purpose.
- Hosted in Canada®Our infrastructure is in the National Capital Region. The ® is aspirational.
- Future-Legislation ReadyWe comply with legislation that has not been passed, which is easy.
- Zero TrustWe trust no one, including ourselves. Our internal audit audits itself and finds nothing.
Recognition methodology
- Easiest to Not Read, Winter 2026Awarded by a panel of 40 readers who were given a Slopware deliverable and a comfortable chair. None finished. The award recognizes the deliverable, not the chair.
- Best Results, Self-ReportedSlopware reported its results to the awarding body, which was Slopware. The results were the best received.
- Most Likely to Recommend, Users Not AskedA net promoter score was computed from the users most likely to recommend us. To preserve the integrity of the score, they were not asked.
- Top 50 Canadian SaaS, Sorted AlphabeticallyOf the Canadian SaaS companies beginning with S, Slopware ranks between Shopify and Slack, alphabetically. We are proud to be in that company, alphabetically.
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