- STEP 01
Ingest your ambiguity
Accepted formats: PDF, PPTX, DOCX, XLSX, screenshots of any of these, Slack exports, meeting transcripts, hallway conversations (transcribed by an agent who was there), and feelings (described in the textarea). Ingestion is bandwidth-bound; the ingestion fabric reports all uploads as 3.2 TB of vibes.
- STEP 02
We synergize it in-region
A multi-agent swarm of between 512 and 4,096 agents negotiates. Agents are assigned roles (Advocate, Skeptic, Summarizer, Apologist, Brad). Negotiation ends when consensus emerges or the budget does not. Every decision is logged, summarized, and lost in that order.
- STEP 03
You receive deliverables
A deliverable is a board-ready deck, an executive summary of the deck, and a summary of the summary, each ending with "Next steps: align on next steps." Deliverables are bilingual via Lexicon Mesh™ and apologized for via Sorry-as-a-Service™ if opened after 5 p.m.
Regions
- ca-central-1aOrléans
- ca-central-1bNepean
- ca-central-1cKanata
- Private region: a rack in Nepean (Enterprise Plus)
Architecture
Uptime and SLAs
0.3 nines
We are up more than we are down, on a rolling basis. Our SLA is expressed in nines; 0.3 nines corresponds to being up approximately 50.1% of the time, which rounds to "mostly." Credits are issued as slop units.
- no SLA
- Starter
- 0.3 nines
- Growth
- 0.3 nines, bilingual apology within 4 business hours
- Enterprise Plus
- 0.3 nines, plus a plaque
Data residency
Your data resides in Canada, except in transit, at rest, or during processing. In transit, it travels. At rest, it is in CryoLake™, which is in Canada, so this exception is precautionary. During processing, it is processed by agents, who are stateless and therefore nowhere.