Slop Cloud status
All systems nominal-ish
- SlopStream™Nominal-ish
- Lexicon Mesh™Nominal-ish
- CryoLake™Nominal-ish
- Sorry-as-a-Service™Nominal-ish
- RFPilot™Nominal-ish
- Observability Observability™Nominal-ish
- ThroughputIQ™Nominal-ish
- LayerCake™Nominal-ish
- Resurface™Nominal-ish
- Integration Integration Layer (IIL)Nominal-ish
- SlopBotNominal-ish
- BillingOperational (always)
Summarized
Incident history
Observability Observability™ paged itself for 6 hours. Root cause: alerting. Resolved by adding a layer.
Lexicon Mesh™ produced French with lower confidence than English for 11 minutes. Parity restored. Apology issued in both languages at the same moment.
CryoLake™ ca-central-1b reached 4°C. Some data became warm. Monitoring.
RFPilot™ submitted a response to this status page. Award pending.
Resurface™ ran during an audit. Audit concluded early. No further questions.