Glossary of Terms We Invented
141 pages in print. Searchable here. Terms are added weekly by Lexicon Mesh™ and removed never.
A
- Accountable by exception
- Accountable, unless something happens.
- Agentic
- Involving agents. The number of agents is not disclosed.
- Alignment
- Agreement that a meeting occurred.
- Ambiguity
- The raw material of slop. Measured on a slider.
- Apology orchestration
- Scheduling remorse across channels.
- Audit report (requested)
- A document available 90 days after the request is verified.
B
- Bilingual-adjacent
- Next to the bilingual version.
- Board-ready
- Formatted so that no follow-up questions are asked.
- Brad
- An agent. Also a human named Brad. Both are available.
- Bring Your Own hallucination
- A Pocket-tier feature in which the customer supplies the claim and Slopware supplies the formatting.
C
- Churn Prevention Journey
- The cancellation process. Eleven business days.
- Commemorative plaque
- The limit of our liability.
- Confidence parity
- The state in which two languages are equally sure.
- Consensus
- The moment negotiation stops. Often coincides with the budget.
- Contemplative latency
- Retrieval time measured in seasons.
- Content velocity
- Output divided by thought.
- CryoLake™
- A data lake that is cold.
- Customer Synergy Manager
- A person shared with 40 accounts.
D
- Data residency
- Where data lives, with three exceptions.
- Deliverable
- A deck, a summary of the deck, and a summary of the summary.
- Discovery Discovery Call
- A call to schedule a call.
E
- Executive tier (hallucination)
- A hallucination delivered with the confidence of someone who will not be in the follow-up meeting.
F
- Fair Use Policy
- Use we consider fair.
- Federal paragraph
- A paragraph, in every provincial deliverable, about federal.
- Future-Legislation Ready
- Compliant with laws that do not exist.
G
- Governance of governance
- Governance, recursively.
H
- Hallucination yield
- Output exceeding input, expressed as a percentage over 100.
- Hosted in Canada®
- Located in the National Capital Region. ® aspirational.
I
- Ingestion fabric
- The upload button.
- Integration Integration Layer (IIL)
- The layer that integrates integrations.
K
- Kanata
- ca-central-1c.
L
- LayerCake™
- Base, filling, icing. The architecture.
- Lexicon Mesh™
- The bilingual hallucination layer.
- Loonie
- A Canadian dollar. A billing unit.
M
- Maritime Sincerity Tuning
- Warmth calibration for apologies east of Québec.
- Metadata comfort
- The principle that metadata is stored wherever it feels most comfortable.
N
- Nepean
- ca-central-1b and the private region.
- Next steps
- A phrase that ends every deliverable, followed by itself.
- Nines (0.3)
- Approximately 50.1% uptime. Rounds to mostly.
O
- Observability Observability™
- Monitoring the monitors.
- Orléans
- ca-central-1a.
- Outcome
- An Enterprise Plus billing unit, defined after Discovery Discovery.
- Outcome-native
- Born with an outcome in mind. The outcome is not specified.
P
- Per vibe
- A billing dimension capturing usage not captured by seats or regions.
- PIPEDA-adjacent
- Sharing a wall with compliance.
- Provenance lake
- Where resurfaced data goes. Also resurfaced.
Q
- Québec remorse model
- A formality calibration for apologies.
R
- Resurface™
- Unknown. The lake looks great.
- RFPilot™
- Autonomous procurement response.
S
- Scope 4
- An emissions scope we defined.
- SlaaS
- Slop-as-a-Service.
- Slop
- A value-dense, outcome-agnostic content modality. A posture.
- Slop Sovereignty Surcharge
- 1.3% on everything, including this entry.
- Slop unit
- One deliverable, one summary, one apology. See whitepaper 3.
- SOC 2 Type ∞
- Continuous self-assessment.
- Sovereign
- Located in Canada, except in transit, at rest, or during processing.
- Synergy index
- A score out of an undisclosed maximum.
T
- Time-to-Huh™
- Seconds from reading a deliverable to saying "huh."
V
- Value fabric
- The organization, as a textile.
- Vibes (3.2 TB)
- The reported size of every upload.
Z
- Zero Trust
- Trusting no one, including ourselves.