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Every role is Synergy Engineer.

We hire for alignment. Titles are standardized to reduce ambiguity, which is our product, so we have mixed feelings.

  • Ottawa, hybrid

    Synergy Engineer I

    Entry-level synergy. You will attend workshops and summarize them.

    Synergy Engineer I

  • Ottawa, hybrid

    Synergy Engineer II

    You will summarize the summaries.

    Synergy Engineer II

  • Remote, Canada

    Senior Synergy Engineer

    You will own a layer of LayerCake™ and never explain it.

    Senior Synergy Engineer

  • Nepean, on-rack

    Staff Synergy Engineer

    You will sit near the private region and keep it cold.

    Staff Synergy Engineer

  • Halifax

    Principal Synergy Engineer, Apologies

    You will tune Maritime Sincerity. Warmth is required; sincerity is calibrated.

    Principal Synergy Engineer, Apologies

  • Anywhere

    Synergy Engineer, Brad

    An agent will fill this role. Humans may apply to be adjacent to it.

    Synergy Engineer, Brad

Benefits

  • Bilingual apology coverage
  • Unlimited slop (fair use)
  • A commemorative plaque after five years
  • Coffee (throughput measured)
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