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LayerCake™

Architecture, in layers nobody has to understand.

LayerCake™ is Slopware's reference architecture and the platform every module runs on. Three layers, each abstracting the one beneath it, each documented in a diagram with more arrows than boxes.

What it does

Base

Infrastructure. Compute, storage, networking, and a rack in Nepean. Regions in CryoLake™.

Filling

Microservices. Each module is between 40 and 400 services, depending on who counted.

Icing

Middleware. The Integration Integration Layer, which integrates integrations, lives here.

How it works

  1. STEP 01

    Slice

    Workloads are partitioned into slices, each of which contains all three layers.

  2. STEP 02

    Scale

    Slices are added horizontally. The cake gets wider, never taller, which is a governance decision.

  3. STEP 03

    Serve

    Deliverables are served from the top layer, warm, to the board, without the diagram.

Key metrics

layers
3
services (approx.)
2,200
diagram
1
board explanations
0

Compliance and sovereignty

Each layer is independently self-assessed. The layers do not share findings.

Pricing

PricingLayerCake
Pocketas the platform
Starteras the platform
Growthas the platform
Enterprise PlusPrivate slices

Customer story

"We asked for the architecture diagram. We received a diagram of the diagram. It was very well laid out."
Enterprise Architect, Department of Interdepartmental Alignment

FAQ

Is this Kubernetes?

It is above Kubernetes, conceptually and in the diagram.

Can we deploy on-prem?

Enterprise Plus can deploy to a rack in Nepean, which is on someone's premises.

Where is the Integration Integration Layer?

In the icing, with the other integrations.

Why a cake?

The original name was Canadian. This name is a cake.

Start with one module or all nine. The invoice is the same shape.

Build your slop

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