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Lexicon Mesh™

Two languages. One confidence level.

Lexicon Mesh™ sits between every module and every output, ensuring that whatever Slopware makes up, it makes up in both official languages at the same moment, with the same conviction and the same absence of a source.

What it does

Simultaneous generation

English and French are produced in parallel, not translated, so neither is the original and neither can be checked against the other.

Confidence parity

The French version is exactly as sure of itself as the English version. Regional modifiers available for Québec, Acadia and the National Capital Region.

Glossary mesh

Invented terms are invented consistently across languages, then added to the glossary, which grows by one page per week.

How it works

  1. STEP 01

    Intercept

    Any output from any module is captured before it reaches a human.

  2. STEP 02

    Mesh

    Two agents who do not share a language agree on what was probably meant.

  3. STEP 03

    Emit

    Both versions are delivered side by side, with a toggle that swaps them and a second toggle that swaps them back.

Key metrics

languages
2
translations
0
confidence parity
100%
glossary pages
141

Compliance and sovereignty

Lexicon Mesh™ honours the spirit of the Official Languages Act. The letter of the Act is available in the glossary under "letters."

Pricing

PricingLexicon Mesh
PocketNot included
Starterone language at a time
Growthboth
Enterprise Plusboth, plus a third language to be determined

Customer story

"Our French communications used to lag by weeks. Now they are wrong at the exact same moment as our English ones. That is equity."
Director of Communications, a federal department (name withheld under its own policy)

FAQ

Is the French reviewed by a person?

It is reviewed by an agent whose system prompt is in French.

Can I add other languages?

Enterprise Plus includes a third language, to be determined by a steering committee.

What does "bilingual-adjacent" mean?

It means the page next to the bilingual page.

Does this meet my obligations under the Act?

It meets the spirit of them, which is the part that is hardest to audit.

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