Simple, predictable plans. Billed in slop units, loonies, or outcomes.
All plans include our Fair Use Policy, which we define as "use we consider fair."
For individuals who need exactly one slop.
*Billed as a single annual payment of $11.88 plus a $249 activation fee. The 99 cents is the part we advertise.
Buy for 99¢- 1 slop unit per fiscal year
- Hallucination tier: Bring Your Own
- Dashboard delivered as a screenshot
- Support via Canada Post
Starter
For teams that want to say they use AI.
*Plus usage, platform fee, onboarding fee, offboarding fee, and a Slop Sovereignty Surcharge of 1.3% on everything, including this footnote.
Get started- Up to 500 slop units per month
- 1 hallucination tier (Standard)
- Community support (a Reddit thread)
- English or French (not both)
Growth
For organizations with a transformation office.
Annual commitment required. Price escalates 18% annually, or faster if we feel like it.
Book a demo- Unlimited slop (fair use applies)
- 3 hallucination tiers (Standard, Confident, Executive)
- Dedicated Customer Synergy Manager (shared with 40 accounts)
- Bilingual apology SLA (4 business hours)
- Priority access to the roadmap (the roadmap is a PDF)
Enterprise Plus
For entities with a procurement department larger than their product.
Pricing is revealed at the conclusion of a 14-week Discovery Discovery engagement. The engagement is also billable.
Talk to sales (eventually)- Everything in Growth, twice
- Private slop region (a rack in Nepean)
- Custom hallucination fine-tuning on your own org chart
- Quarterly Executive Alignment Summit (hotel not included)
- A commemorative plaque
Comparison table
| Starter | Growth | Enterprise Plus | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monthly price | $0.99* | $99* | $4,999 per seat, per region, per vibe | Contact sales |
| Billing | Annual, plus $249 activation | Monthly plus fees | Annual, +18%/yr | After Discovery Discovery |
| Slop units | 1 per fiscal year | 500 per month | Unlimited (fair use) | Unlimited, twice |
| Hallucination tiers | Bring Your Own | Standard | Standard, Confident, Executive | Custom fine-tuning on your org chart |
| Modules | 1 | 3 | 9 | 9 plus two in stealth |
| Languages | 1 | 1 (EN or FR) | 2 | 2 plus one TBD |
| Apology SLA | None | Best effort | 4 business hours (bilingual) | 4 business hours, on your behalf |
| Dashboard | Screenshot | Live | Live | Live, monitored by Observability Observability™ |
| Support | Canada Post | Community (a Reddit thread) | Customer Synergy Manager (shared with 40) | Dedicated CSM (shared with 4) |
| Region | Shared | Shared | Choice of three (all Nepean-adjacent) | Private rack in Nepean |
| Data residency exceptions | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 (documented) |
| Roadmap access | None | None | Priority (it is a PDF) | Co-authorship of the PDF |
| Executive Alignment Summit | No | No | No | Quarterly (hotel not included) |
| Slop Sovereignty Surcharge | 1.3% | 1.3% | 1.3% | 1.3% |
| Churn Prevention Journey | 11 business days | 11 business days | 11 business days | 14-week Discovery Discovery |
| Fair Use Policy | Applies | Applies | Applies | Applies, twice |
| Commemorative plaque | No | No | No | Yes |
| Audit report | On request (90-day verification) | Same | Same | Same, framed |
Billing units
- Slop units: the atomic unit of slop, defined in the glossary. One unit is approximately one deliverable, one summary, and one apology.
- Loonies: Canadian dollars. Prices shown in CAD. Surcharge applies to the surcharge.
- Outcomes: Enterprise Plus may be billed in outcomes. An outcome is defined at the conclusion of the Discovery Discovery engagement.
Pricing FAQ
Why is Pocket cheaper than Starter but comes with less?
Pocket is priced for individuals. Starter is priced for teams. Teams have budgets.
Is the 99 cents real?
The 99 cents is the part we advertise. The $249 activation fee is the part we invoice.
What is "per vibe"?
A vibe is a billing dimension introduced in 2025 to capture usage not captured by seats or regions.
Can I mix tiers?
Yes. The higher tier's terms apply to everything.
Is there a free trial?
Average time to first slop is 6 minutes. Average time to first invoice is 7.
Can I pay in outcomes on Growth?
Outcomes are an Enterprise Plus billing unit. Growth customers may pay in loonies and regret.