SlopStream™
Content at the speed of not reading it.
SlopStream™ ingests one bullet point and emits a continuous stream of publishable content across every channel your organization has and several it has not set up yet. Volume is guaranteed. Relevance is configurable.
What it does
Infinite fan-out
One idea becomes posts, threads, newsletters, slide decks, podcast descriptions and an internal memo explaining the posts.
Engagement scaffolding
Every piece ends with a question. Questions are never answered, which our research shows increases "reach."
Tone drift control
Set a tone once and let it drift slowly over a quarter so nobody notices the change.
How it works
- STEP 01
Seed
Paste a bullet point, a feeling, or a screenshot of someone else's post.
- STEP 02
Stream
Agents expand, rephrase, and re-expand until the velocity target is hit.
- STEP 03
Publish
Content is scheduled across channels at the cadence your audience can least ignore.
Key metrics
- posts/hr
- 40,000
- questions answered
- 0
- avg. ideas per 10,000 posts
- 1.3
- unique (by hash)
- 100%
Compliance and sovereignty
SlopStream™ content is generated in-region and never leaves Canada, except when published to the internet, which is everywhere. Every post is PIPEDA-adjacent, meaning it is adjacent to content that is PIPEDA compliant.
Pricing
| Pricing | SlopStream |
|---|---|
| Not included | |
| Starter | 500 units |
| Growth | unlimited |
| Enterprise Plus | unlimited, twice |
Customer story
"We replaced our content team of six with SlopStream™ and our output went up 4,000%. Our content team now runs the Churn Prevention Journey."
FAQ
Does SlopStream™ write in my voice?
It writes in a voice. Over time, that becomes your voice.
Can it post to LinkedIn directly?
It can post to LinkedIn, to your intranet, and to a Slack channel nobody reads, simultaneously.
What happens if I run out of bullet points?
SlopStream™ generates bullet points from previous posts. The loop is closed and the loop is the product.
Is there a review step?
There is a review step. It is optional, and it is also generated.
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