Slopware

RFPilot™

Every RFP. Every jurisdiction. No invitation required.

RFPilot™ scans every public procurement portal in Canada and several that may be fictional, drafts complete responses, and submits them in your name, at a price point optimized against competitors who did not bid.

What it does

Total coverage

Federal, provincial, municipal, band council, school board, and a Google Form from a conservation authority.

Compliance matrix autopilot

Every mandatory requirement is marked "Comply" with a paragraph that does not say how.

Pricing engine

Bids are priced 4% below the lowest imaginary competitor and 11% above what you can deliver for.

How it works

  1. STEP 01

    Scan

    Portals are crawled hourly. Closed RFPs are responded to anyway, for practice.

  2. STEP 02

    Draft

    Agents assemble the response from previous responses, which were assembled from earlier ones.

  3. STEP 03

    Submit

    The response is uploaded, the confirmation is filed, and the team is informed on award, if any.

Key metrics

RFPs/month
1,208
invitations
0
under the invisible bid
4%
average onboarding
14-month

Compliance and sovereignty

RFPilot™ responses include a Canadian content attestation, a security clearance placeholder, and a signature block that is bilingual and unsigned.

Pricing

PricingRFPilot
PocketNot included
StarterNot included
Growthone jurisdiction
Enterprise Plusall jurisdictions, plus jurisdictions to be determined

Customer story

"We won a contract we did not know we bid on, in a province we do not operate in. Onboarding is going fine."
Vice President, Growth, Windsor-Detroit Latency Authority

FAQ

Will it bid on things we cannot deliver?

Delivery is a post-award concern and is handled by a different module.

Can I review before submission?

Review windows are available on Enterprise Plus and last four minutes.

What if we win?

Congratulations. A Customer Synergy Manager (shared with 40 accounts) will reach out.

Does it work with buyandsell.gc.ca?

It works with every portal that has a form, and some that merely have a feeling.

Start with one module or all nine. The invoice is the same shape.

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