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Observability Observability™

Who watches the watchers? We do. Then we watch that.

Observability Observability™ wraps every monitoring tool you own in another layer of monitoring, then monitors that layer, until the dashboards have dashboards and every alert has a parent.

What it does

Recursive instrumentation

Each level of monitoring emits metrics about the level below and receives alerts from the level above. Depth is configurable; the default is "yes."

Alert lineage

Every page shows the full ancestry of the alert, back to the original alert, which was about alerting.

Self-paging

The platform pages the on-call engineer when it detects that it has not paged anyone in a while.

How it works

  1. STEP 01

    Wrap

    Connect any monitoring tool. Observability Observability™ observes it.

  2. STEP 02

    Recurse

    A new layer is added on a schedule, or whenever a dashboard is opened.

  3. STEP 03

    Escalate

    Alerts flow upward until they reach the CIO or the top of the recursion, whichever is quieter.

Key metrics

layers
∞
root cause (alerting)
1
a.m. median page time
3:00
MTTR coverage (the time is covered, not reduced)
100%

Compliance and sovereignty

Every layer is logged in CryoLake™. Logs of the logging are retained one level longer than the logs.

Pricing

PricingObservability Observability
PocketNot included
StarterNot included
Growthup to seven layers
Enterprise Plusunbounded, plus a layer that monitors the invoice

Customer story

"We finally know why we were paged. We were paged because we were paged."
Director of Platform Reliability, Rideau Canal Compute Co-op

FAQ

Does this replace our existing monitoring?

It respects your existing monitoring by monitoring it.

How many layers do we need?

One more than you have.

What is the root cause of most alerts?

Alerting.

Can it reduce noise?

It can categorize noise, which is the first step toward a dashboard about noise.

Start with one module or all nine. The invoice is the same shape.

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