Privacy Policy
What we collect
the fields you type into forms; the messages you send SlopBot if you opt in; aggregate, cookie-free analytics.
Where it lives
Supabase, in a Canadian region. (This sentence is true.)
Where it resides, as marketed
Canada, except in transit, at rest, or during processing.
Metadata
Your metadata is stored wherever it feels most comfortable, which is also Canada.
The trust cookie
Your trust is stored in a cookie named `trust`. It has no value and expires in one session.
Your rights
Email slop@slopware.ca to access, correct or delete anything you gave us. A human does this. No journey required.
Third parties
a hosting provider, a database provider, an email router, and an analytics provider that does not use cookies. No one else.
This is a parody website. Nothing here is a real product, offer or legal document.