Acceptable Slop Policy
You may
generate slop, summarize slop, apologize for slop, forward slop to a board, cite slop as a source for later slop.
You may not
read slop closely, ask what a slop unit is in a meeting, use slop to explain the offside rule to a referee, resurface slop that has not been generated, or run Observability Observability™ on Slopware's own invoice without an Enterprise Plus plan.
Enforcement
Violations trigger an apology, then a summary of the apology.
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