Customer recognition
The Slop Index, Fall 2026
Nine Canadian organizations producing slop at enterprise scale, ranked on four metrics from the Slop Command Centre. Every organization on the index is a Slopware customer. The methodology does not consider this a conflict, and neither does its author, which is also Slopware.
| Organization | Sector | Movement | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slopware Technologies Canada ULCSelf-reported. Excluded from its own index, then reinstated on appeal to itself. | Slop | 100,000 | 1.07 | 140% | 0.3 | No change |
| 2 | Department of Interdepartmental AlignmentReached alignment on the word "alignment" across 14 departments. | Federal | 61,240 | 0.98 | 131% | 0.9 | ▲ 2 |
| 3 | Rideau Canal Compute Co-opIts board has not asked a follow-up question since purchase. | Compute | 48,115 | 0.96 | 127% | 1.1 | ▼ 1 |
| 4 | Name withheld (a Crown corporation)Issued 40,000 apologies in one month against 12 complaints. Ranked under an NDA we wrote for them. | Crown corporations | 40,000 | 0.91 | 124% | 1.4 | New |
| 5 | Prairie Sky LogisticsWent from zero slop to total slop in a single quarter. Open rates: a rounding error. | Logistics | 38,902 | 0.88 | 119% | 1.6 | ▲ 6 |
| 6 | Nunavut Cold Storage Data Lake AuthorityReceived an RFP it did not issue, and is evaluating it. | Cold storage | 22,417 | 0.84 | 116% | 2.2 | ▼ 2 |
| 7 | Windsor-Detroit Latency AuthorityReduced latency in one direction. | Cross-border | 19,880 | 0.79 | 112% | 2.9 | No change |
| 8 | Saskatchewan Blockchain Grain CouncilTokenized the 2026 harvest. The harvest has not been informed. | Agriculture | 14,006 | 0.77 | 109% | 3.4 | ▲ 1 |
| 9 | A mid-sized Crown corporation (hypothetical)Would have ranked here. Projected, self-reported and rounded. | Crown corporations | 12,500 | 0.74 | 108% | 4.0 | Projected |
| 10 | Your organizationThis row is reserved for organizations that nominate themselves. | Any | Unmeasured | Unmeasured | Unmeasured | Unmeasured | Nominate yourself |
Methodology
- Organizations are ranked on a composite of the four Command Centre metrics, weighted by a formula the steering committee has approved and not seen.
- Metrics are self-reported by each organization's Slopware tenant, which Slopware configures.
- Inclusion criteria: an organization must produce slop at enterprise scale, host it in Canada (exceptions apply), and be a Slopware customer. The third criterion was added after the first two produced the same list.
- Only self-nominated organizations are considered. Slopware nominated itself first.
- Rankings are final, then summarized, then lost.
Nominate your own organization
The Slop Index considers self-nominations only. You may nominate the organization you work for, and no other. Nominations are reviewed by a steering committee and are never published, including yours.
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Build your way onto the indexSource: The Slop Index, Fall 2026. The Slop Index is published by Slopware Technologies Canada ULC, which is also ranked first.
Organizations on the index are fictional. Any resemblance to a real organization is a coincidence we have not measured.