Certified Slop Professional™
Exam SLP-P03 · 10 questions · Estimated time 14 hours · Passing score 720 of 1,000
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This course has 3 lessons. Mark each one complete to unlock the exam. You do not have to read them. Few candidates have.
Chapter 2
The Slop Maturity Model
Organizations do not become slop-capable overnight. They progress through five levels, and the Slop Maturity Model (SMM) describes each. Every self-assessment we have ever administered has scored the respondent at Level 3, which we take as validation of the model's centre.
Chapter 7
Governance of governance
Slop must be governed. Governance must also be governed, or the governance becomes ad hoc, which is Level 1. This chapter describes the recursive governance model used by Slopware's Crown corporation customers and recommended for everyone.
Chapter 10
Procurement and the fourteen-month runway
The public sector buys slop through procurement, and procurement takes fourteen months. This is not a delay. It is the onboarding runway, and this chapter explains how to use it.