Same as federal, with a paragraph about federal
Same as federal, but every deliverable includes a paragraph about how federal did it wrong.
Book a demoChallenges we have heard about
- Federal did it wrong.
- Transfer payments arrive with conditions.
- The template library must be re-skinned for every ministry and for the agency that is technically not a ministry.
What Slopware does about it
The Federal Paragraph (auto-generated, regionally calibrated, available in a Québec remorse variant)
Ministry re-skinning via LayerCake™ slices
Hockey module available on request (see Hockey)
- provincial and territorial profiles
- 13
- paragraph about federal
- 1
- languages (one at a time on Starter)
- 2
- nines
- 0.3
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