Slopware

Procurement-ready slop for the Government of Canada

Procurement-ready slop with a 14-month onboarding runway and a Treasury Board-flavoured template library.

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Challenges we have heard about

  • Deliverables must be bilingual, accessible, and approved by a directorate that has been renamed twice.
  • Procurement takes 14 months, by which time the requirement has been summarized.
  • Every deck needs a slide about a framework.

What Slopware does about it

Treasury Board-flavoured templates (every deliverable includes a slide titled "Alignment with Departmental Results Framework" with a diagram)

Bilingual by default via Lexicon Mesh™

Procurement runway automation via RFPilot™ (we respond to your own RFP so the evaluation has a baseline)

months onboarding
14
bilingual
100%
framework slide per deck
1
ATIP requests answered (we are not subject to it)
0

Recommended modules

Lexicon Mesh™

Bilingual hallucination layer

Every hallucination is delivered simultaneously in English and French, honouring the spirit of the Official Languages Act while ignoring the letter of most others.

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RFPilot™

Autonomous procurement agents

Our agents respond to RFPs you were never invited to, in jurisdictions you have never heard of, with pricing that is competitive against bids that do not exist.

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Sorry-as-a-Service™

Apology orchestration

Automate regionally calibrated apologies across every customer touchpoint. Now with Maritime Sincerity Tuning and a dedicated Québec remorse model.

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"The vendor's deck aligned with our framework before we had finished writing the framework."
Director General, a department

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